Nothing more annoying than finals week. There are only a few things worth noting and one was just mentioned: slugging coffee.
Never in my college career did I ever blow off a final completely, but there was a time when I went to a final slightly drunk, with a Chic-fil-a cup full of jack/coke. Needless to say I only dropped from an A to an A- after the test.
So what is the greatest thing to happen during finals week? Well, naturally, the amount of time spent in the library reading, reviewing, and procrastinating results in a lot less consumption of alcohol. Taking off 3 solid weeks of drinking means your tolerance is dropping to unforeseen levels, which makes the finals after party THAT MUCH SWEETER!
Conclusion: Next Thursday I will be a complete wreck after spending $20 max and consuming five drinks.
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