Any PartyLos Angeles, CA
jeffspicoli@gmail.com
(310) 974-8273
Jeff Spicoli
Objective: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
Education: Ridgemont High School (1982-Present)
- QPA: Negative
- RHS Surf Team (1982-Present)
- RHS Food Scene Supervisor (1982-Present)
- 6-times in 1 night with the same girl (2004)
- Case of Bud in under 10 minutes
Favorite Quotes:
- "Artists have no dinero"
- "People on ludes should not drive"
- "That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"
- "Hey bud, let's party"
- Wooly Booly by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs


1 comment:
Is he for hire? I could really use a servant to get trashed with...
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