Monday, March 31, 2008

Perfect Candidate for any Job.

Any Party
Los Angeles, CA
jeffspicoli@gmail.com
(310) 974-8273

Jeff Spicoli

Objective: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Education: Ridgemont High School (1982-Present)
  • QPA: Negative
Activities/Experience:
  • RHS Surf Team (1982-Present)
  • RHS Food Scene Supervisor (1982-Present)
  • 6-times in 1 night with the same girl (2004)
  • Case of Bud in under 10 minutes
Hobbies: Learning about Cuba, having some food, surfing, and preaching the gospel.

Favorite Quotes:

  • "Artists have no dinero"
  • "People on ludes should not drive"
  • "That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"
  • "Hey bud, let's party"
Favorite Music:
  • Wooly Booly by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs
About Me: I wear Vans, dream about surfing, and smoke a lot of weed.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is he for hire? I could really use a servant to get trashed with...