Australian fined for buckling in beer, not child.

DARWIN, Australia — An Australian man has been fined after buckling in a case of beer with a seat belt but leaving a 5-year-old child to sit on the car’s floor, police said today.

Constable Wayne Burnett said he was “shocked and appalled” when he pulled over the unregistered car Friday in the central Australian town of Alice Springs.

The 30-can beer case was strapped in between two adults sitting in the back seat of the car. The child was also in back, but on the car’s floor.

“The child was sitting in the lump in the center, unrestrained,” Burnett told reporters Tuesday.

“I haven’t ever seen something like this before,” he said. “This is the first time that the beer has taken priority over a child.”

The driver was fined 750 Australian dollars — about $710 — for driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle and for failing to ensure a child was wearing a safety belt. Go OZ!

INSTANT PARTY!

Basically, it is exactly what it sounds like; a button that instantly launches a party. When pressed, the blinds to my apartment close, the kitchen, hallway, dining room, and living room lights dim, the stereo starts blasting Haddaway - What is Love, black lights turn on, laser lights start moving to the music, a strobe light goes on, and the fog machine starts up. With another press of the button, the party is gone as easily as it started. It may not be the most hi-tech thing in the world, but people sure as hell love it when they come over.

Check out the videos below for this button put to use by some MIT students... CATCH A BUZZ.

Real American Hero

I have a drinking problem and apparently so does Bill Bramanti. Anyway, Bill Bramanti loves PBR so much he had a coffin made that resembles a can of the stuff. He's using it as a cooler until he dies. Bill Bramanti is a Real American Hero and I suggest he replace that clown Hamilton on the $10 bill.

AP signing off and crackin' a cold one.

Wow. No words...

Haha. I don't even know what to say after seeing this video. Imagine the amount of food/drink this man could consume.

Pizza Hut Pastas

Gorge til I puke. Just thought I'd share my dinner with all of you. This tray of pizza hut pasta is supposed to feed 4, and it comes with 5 breadsticks for $12. Sounds like a pretty good deal. We'll let you know.

Tonight is a party at L's house. L is friends with the hottest girls on the planet. Every one of them I would eat their butt for free. Line them up. I'm starved.

L told us to come with booze, so after pizza hut is a run to Ralph's to get a keg of whatever they got on hand. Party? Who said anything bout no fuckin party?

Happy Weekend.

How to start a record company

Step 1 Read the article here

Step 2 Cash enormous check

Joey's Voicemail Message

The Pens play today at 7p (EST) which really sucks. I need someone to drink with at the bar so I don't look like a full-blown. So I called my Real World pal Joey and I got his voicemail:

"You have reached Joey. Unfortunately, I am too blacked out to answer
my phone at this time. Please leave your name and number and I'll call
you as soon as I'm sober. It may be a full week. Thanks."

For Tom: David Blaine Breaks World Record on Oprah

My friend asked me to record this while he was busy at work. I don't work. I sit on the couch all day and jerk off my 1 inch cock. So, here you go, Tom.

So Tom, when are you gonna go and do something sweet like hold your breath for 17 minutes? I know you at least have a rebuttal to this. Lets have it...

Dumb Hillary

You want to run a country and you can't figure out a coffee machine? HAHA. Dumb.

The Happiest Place on Earth.

As I venture to California again this summer, I am definitely putting Disneyland on my agenda. Roller coasters and teenage boobs. What's not love about the "Happiest Place on Earth"?