What this blog is...

The purpose of this blog is to provide a forum for my friends to publish funny shit that has happened post-college (hence the title). Often times it will involve drinking, parties, sex, puking, pissing in weird places, and plenty more you can't even imagine because it is far too inappropriate.

I can't think of a better way for an introduction to this other than to recount last night. We went out in San Diego to get some food and it quickly turned into a drinking fest. Ryan and I were so full from gorging ourselves sick on what we thought were cheap appetizers. We met up with Pete and Dave and finished a few brews at a small spot and headed to Maloney's.

Dave wasted no time buying a round of the HUGE mugs of brew and we were off. Some girls promoting some sort of liquor picked me to attempt to sell to. I wasn't receptive but a drunk Dave threw his card out like he was loaded. Shots. Ryan bought gin and tonics. I bought a round of something. At this point, Dave was hammered. We decided to leave because Maloneys was ripping us off for a subpar time.

On the walk home, Dave decided to unleash a little rage. What began as a couple "F-You's" to random people quickly turned into him grabbing a homeless man's shopping cart full of stuff and spilling it over onto the street. I stood there staring in shock, partly because I was drunk, partly because I couldn't figure out if the homeless person was a male or female. Dave took a fighting stance (he loves MMA) and all I was thinking about was bum fights. I quickly went the other direction. Dave took one last kick to the cart and caught up with us before the bike police would have showed up.

Lesson: don't be around Dave when he's real trashed.